The Shit List

Ever wonder what the proper name is for the shit you just had? Well I compiled a list of the most common shits and gave them a name.

I hope that you enjoy learning what it is that you just dropped into the toilet. Have fun.

Ghost Shit: You feel the shit come out, you see it on the toilet paper but there is no shit in the toilet.

Clean Shit: You know you shit it out, see it, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Shit: The kind where you wipe your ass at least 90 times and it still feels un-wiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with shit stains.

Second Wave Shit: This shit happens when you think you’re done shitting and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees and realize you have to shit some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Shit: This shit hurts so much, you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.

Lincoln Log Shit: The kind of shit that is so huge that you are afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush first.Gassy Shit: This shit is so noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling.Drunk Shit: The kind of shit you have after a long night of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toiletCorn Shit: Self-explanatory.Gee I Wish I Could Shit Shit: The kind of shit where you want to shit so bad, but all you can do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.Wet Cheeks Shit (The Power Dump): The kind of shit that comes out so fast your ass gets splashed with water.

Liquid Shit: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Dangling Shit: The kind of shit that refuses to drop even though you are done shitting. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

The Surprise Shit: You are not even at the toilet because you are sure that you have to fart, but oops … A Shit.

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