Ever wonder what the proper name is for the shit you just had? Well I compiled a list of the most common shits and gave them a name.
I hope that you enjoy learning what it is that you just dropped into the toilet. Have fun.
Ghost Shit: You feel the shit come out, you see it on the toilet paper but there is no shit in the toilet.
Clean Shit: You know you shit it out, see it, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Shit: The kind where you wipe your ass at least 90 times and it still feels un-wiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with shit stains.
Second Wave Shit: This shit happens when you think you’re done shitting and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees and realize you have to shit some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Shit: This shit hurts so much, you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.
Liquid Shit: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
The Dangling Shit: The kind of shit that refuses to drop even though you are done shitting. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
The Surprise Shit: You are not even at the toilet because you are sure that you have to fart, but oops … A Shit.