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You know all di words to “Ding ding walla walla “. You tink ‘brukdown’ is an artform. You tink ‘riceanbeanschickenansalad’ dah wan word. Dalla chickin da your idea of a nite out to eat. You mi wah grow up fu be like Seferino Coleman. “Lauren Da Maanin’” was you favorite t.v. show. Multicolored long sleeve [...]

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You gathered in the streets to play hide, police and teef or tell ghost story at nights during a “blackout”. You cheered and applauded when the lights came back on after a “blackout”. You went on a school trip to Altun Ha, Port Authority or Sugar Factory. You woke up at four in the morning [...]

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Political Hell

On May 5, 2011 By

A Belizean minister dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see politicians around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with [...]

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Intelligence Riddle

On May 5, 2011 By

The Prime Minister of Belize meets with the Queen of England a couple of years back.
He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”
“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
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Not My Job…

On April 11, 2011 By

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got upset about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, [...]

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Anansi Stories

On September 28, 2010 By
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