Definitions from the other side..


Some definitions from the other side that should be in the dictionary but are not:
ADULT – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
CANNIBAL – Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS – The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead..
COMMITTEE – A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST – Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST – Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF – Cold Storage.
INFLATION – Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO – An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN – Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET – Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON – A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE – The pain that drives you to extraction .
TOMORROW – One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN – An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES – Something other people have, similar to my character lines


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