This will be a series I am writing up as a quick reminder of our history and struggle as a nation. It should remind us of what our true purpose as a Belizean is and what we must do to keep that legacy going. If you have any comments or suggestions please feel free to voice them in the comments section, remember this site promotes freedom of speech while respecting the thoughts and ideas of others. Please keep it clean.
So the year is 2010, 29 years after our nation is accepted as an independent nation by the world. It took years of struggle and work to get where we are as a nation and now the Government it appears is allowing nations to tell us what to do and how to do it. One may ask, what was the purpose of us being an independent nation anyway right? Well let me give you a short history of what it took to gain independence, what the word actually means and what this article is actually attempting to accomplish. We will bring you up to present day Belize so sit back and enjoy your journey. Continue reading »
Some definitions from the other side that should be in the dictionary but are not:
ADULT - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
CANNIBAL - Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS - The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead..
COMMITTEE - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST - Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF - Cold Storage.
INFLATION - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO - An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN - Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET - Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON - A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE - The pain that drives you to extraction .
TOMORROW - One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN - An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES - Something other people have, similar to my character lines
I would like to re-name today as the official Step-Fathers Day..
- For all the hard work and dedication they put into brats that aren’t even theirs…
- For all the “You’re not my real dad!!!” that they get thrown in their faces everyday…
- For being more of a Father than the deadbeat dad that deserted them and their mom for his young secretary or another female and then leaving her for a younger one later on…
Here’s looking forward to the day when they turn 18 and you can finally kick them out of the house and get back to what’s important….
Their MOM… Your Wife…
Have a good one guys. Happy belated Father’s day
We are all very concerned with the safety and well-being of our kids and with all the recalls, safety warnings and other important things hitting the news lately; I thought it would be a good thing to let parents know about this.
Ghost Shit: You feel the shit come out, you see it on the toilet paper but there is no shit in the toilet.
Clean Shit: You know you shit it out, see it, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Shit: The kind where you wipe your ass at least 90 times and it still feels un-wiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with shit stains.
Second Wave Shit: This shit happens when you think you’re done shitting and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees and realize you have to shit some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Shit: This shit hurts so much, you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.
Gassy Shit: This shit is so noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling.
Drunk Shit: The kind of shit you have after a long night of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet
Corn Shit: Self-explanatory.
Gee I Wish I Could Shit Shit: The kind of shit where you want to shit so bad, but all you can do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Wet Cheeks Shit (The Power Dump): The kind of shit that comes out so fast your ass gets splashed with water.
Liquid Shit: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
The Dangling Shit: The kind of shit that refuses to drop even though you are done shitting. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
The Surprise Shit: You are not even at the toilet because you are sure that you have to fart, but oops … A Shit.
I know I speak for all Belizeans when I convey the following post. These are only some of the questions and comments that the people need answers to but are either afraid to ask or have just given up on. Well, we aspire to be the voice of the people and allow them a space where they can speak their minds freely and away from the ravaging hands of the Government and their tactics. Belizeans, make your voices heard; do not be afraid to use the power that is rightfully yours and the anonymity we provide so you can do so.
