Definitions from the other side..

Some definitions from the other side that should be in the dictionary but are not:
ADULT - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
CANNIBAL - Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS - The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead..
COMMITTEE - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST - Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF - Cold Storage.
INFLATION - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO - An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN - Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET - Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON - A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE - The pain that drives you to extraction .
TOMORROW - One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN - An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES - Something other people have, similar to my character lines